my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore
Sure don’t wanna start posting hate tweets again, but people can’t seem to get enough. Doing all these things and showing how horrible they are inside, spreading evil all around.
Damn phonies be strutting like they’re queens. Bitch no.
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. “This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar” she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’
It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions? —Sandi Toksvig (via onefitmodel
) (via thetownnutcase
) (via postulation
) (via msfrannyglass
) (via folkthepainaway
) (via fuzzyfroot
) (via nilbrat
) (via americattt
the circleeeeee of lifeeeeeee